You forgot "buy strategy guides". Otherwise, very cool shirt.
Ruffin: I wanted it simple, scannable in 3 seconds, and my logo writing abilities weren't up to making that fit.
I did consider something along the lines of:
I do not: preorder, sell my games, or buy warranties.
I do: know my interests, read sales signs, and repeatedly buy from non-annoying salespersons.
But, as I said, I wanted short.
I was at a bar. I was proudly wearing my brand new Videogame Shopping t-shirt. I started to play darts and somebody said he didn't like my t-shirt. I told him to stick it, because this shirt means so much to me. Well he beat the tar out of me. He cracked a pool cue over my head and then he physically removed the shirt from my body. Then he started pouring high proof liquor all over it and started it on fire. He told me (after kicking me in the ribs two times) that if I ever wore a shirt like that again, he'd burn it with me wearing it. Thanks a lot. I had to have my spleen removed all because of this t-shirt.