Hey fellas, have you heard the news?
You know that Lara's back in town?
It won't take long just watch and see
How the fellas lay their money down.
Her look is new but the play's the same
As it was so long ago,
But from her eyes, a diff'rent smile
Like that of one who knows.
Well, it's been ten years and maybe more
Since I first set eyes on you;
The best years of my life gone by,
Here I am alone and blue.
Some people sighed and wished you'd died
From the Angel of Darkness crap;
But I'll just keep on playin' on
Knowin' it was all a bum rap.
People talkin' all around 'bout the way your gameplay's flat,
I don't care what the people say, I know where your jive is at.
One thing I do have on my mind, if you can clarify please do,
Why do you steer like a drunken ox when I try to make you move!
I try to move left but it ain't no use.
Do it for me, do it!
Run and jump and then you climb,
Another damn health pack;
Killed you off a thousand times,
However hard I tried.
Tomb breaker, the time has come,
To play your evil game;
Let's go play,
I think his wife would be upset.
Or I should say:
I /hope/ his wife would be upset.
Oh ho ho, I'm so funny.