Curmudgeon Gamer
Curmudgeoning all games equally.
06 January 2006
Mute Italian Plumber Preferred
I liked Mario more before he started opening his big yap.

In Mario vs. Donkey Kong he's noisy just like he is in Super Mario 64. Back when he was only known as Jumpman or running around the sewers with his brother Luigi, he played a strong silent type. I respected that.

Now you can't shut him up. He's always exclaiming, in his caricature Italian accent, "Let's a-go!" or "Momma mia!" It's downright awful.
--Matt Matthews at 00:09
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You are SO friggin' right! 100% Agree!

By Anonymous Aulbath, at 06 January, 2006 07:53  

It's-a me! Marrrrrio!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 06 January, 2006 09:28  

Hell yeah. Capcom did the same thing to Megaman. When I played Megaman 2 and 3, I imagined The Blue Bomber as an edgy combat veteran. Now, he sounds like a two-year old on helium. Annoying as hell.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 06 January, 2006 17:01  

Ah, thank-a you! You have a brought great-a joy to this-a old Italian stereotype-a!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 08 January, 2006 02:19  

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